Etiquette

[jamesglewisf]

I wrote some pages on etiquette at FindaLink.net (http://www.findalink.net/diningetiquette.php). They cover dining, tippping, and email.Did you know that the point of etiquette rules is to make you feel comfortable, not uncomfortable? The idea is that if there are standards that people abide by, then you can have confidence that you are behaving "appropriately." It takes the guesswork out of public behavior.I do a lot of business travel. I got tired of not knowing what was proper, so I started doing some research and wrote these pages.

[jamesglewisf]

Now I get about one email a week asking questions on etiquette. The tipping etiquette (http://www.findalink.net/tippingetiquette.php) page is the most popular on my site.

[RoadRunner]

Hey Jim,

If you toot at the dinner table, are you supposed to say, "Excuse me," or point to your wife and say, "She did it."?

[RoadRunner]

I just want to know the proper way to diffuse the situation.

[RoadRunner]

...Without raising a stink about it.

[Grimey]

Roadrunner, you are such a gas!!!

[jamesglewisf]

Always deflect blame.Originally posted by RoadRunner
Hey Jim,

If you toot at the dinner table, are you supposed to say, "Excuse me," or point to your wife and say, "She did it."?

[RoadRunner]

Thanks. ;)

[PsalmReader]

Too funny!

But, if my hubby points to me, he's getting hit! {mad}I guess the rules change depending on which end of the pointing finger you're on. {evil}

[Alec]

fart Pronunciation Key (färt) Vulgar Slang
intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts
1. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
2. To fool around; fritter time away.

n.
1. An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.
2. An annoying or foolish person.http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fart

My favorite part is "often audible."

[Grimey]

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[Grimey]

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[Grimey]

I don't think it fix the "sometimes audible" problem, however.

[PsalmReader]

I thought of this thread and you guys when Robin Leach had the same problem on national tv! (I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here){fart}

[jamesglewisf]

I missed that one. It must have been funny.

Thanks, grimey, for the tip on the flatulence filter. That will be a useful suggestion next time I get an etiquette question about tooting.

{fart} hehehehehe.

[Alec]

My favorite part is "often audible."Is that anything like an "audible" in football?

[RoadRunner]

bump

I wanted to make sure that this important etiquette question was in the correct forum. {toothy}

[Grimey]

When should etiquette get in the way of good health?

To toot or not to toot, that is the question:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_385.html

[raybeck]

Depends on whose health you are talking about? I'd say the person tooting next to me is liable to impose on my health...ha