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xpac
11-03-2004, 07:23 AM
Hmm, what are we supposed to do when a small bone comes in our mouth when we eat Chicken? Like, what is the proper way to get rid of it?

jamesglewisf
11-03-2004, 01:16 PM
You unobtrusively remove it from your mouth on your fork and place it on the side of your plate. Just put your fork in your mouth and shove the bone onto your fork with your tongue. However it went in, that's how it comes out. If you were eating with your fingers, remove it with your fingers. Neither should be obvious because you were already using the same method to eat.

jamesglewisf
11-03-2004, 01:19 PM
On a side note, if you get something stuck in your teeth and can't dislodge it with your tongue, excuse youreself from the table and go to the restroom to take care of it. Don't use a toothpick at the table. And whatever you do .... don't floss at the table! My mother-in-law witnessed this once. YIKES!

Alec
11-03-2004, 01:21 PM
I guess I've been getting this wrong. I thought you were supposed to spit the chicken bone as far across the table as possible and then blame the dog.

xpac
11-04-2004, 04:23 PM
Thanks james. :)

lmbo @ Alec.